Daily Archives April 15, 2015

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\”Criticism is prejudice made plausible.\”

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?You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.?

The I CAN\’T Funeral

Donna\’s fourth grade classroom looked like many others I had seen in the past. Students sat in five rows of six desks. The teacher\’s desk was in front and faced the students. The bulletin board featured student work. IN most respects it appeared to be a typically traditional elementary classroom. Yet something seemed different that day I entered it for the first time. There seemed to be an undercurrent of excitement.

Donna was a veteran small-town Michigan school-teacher only two years away form retirement. In addition she was a volunteer participant in a country-wide staff development project I had organized and facilitated. The training focused on language arts ideas that would empower students to feel good about themselves and take charge of their lives...

Fix the Fence or Else

Seems St. Peter and the Devil had an agreement to share the costs of maintaining the fence between Heaven and Hell.

One weekend there was a bit of a brawl in Hell that got out of hand, and part of the fence was smashed. It went unfixed for weeks and St. Peter approached the Devil about mending it.

Nothing happened over the period of a month.

Finally, in exasperation, St. Peter said he would sue the Devil if he didn\’t pay up.

\”Oh\” retorted the Devil, \”and where are you going to find a lawyer?\”

Invitation

You Are Cordially Invited To A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!!

Guest of Honor: Jesus Christ

Date: Every day. Traditionally December 25, but He\’s always around, so the date is flexible..

Time: Whenever you\’re ready, please don\’t be too late though, or you\’ll miss out on all the fun…

Place: In your heart … He\’ll meet you there (you\’ll hear Him knock)..

Attire: Come as you are… grubbies are okay. He\’ll be washing our clothes anyway. He said something about new white robes and crowns for everyone who stays till the last..

Tickets: Admission is free. He\’s already paid for everyone… (He says we would not have been able to afford it… it\’s cost Him everything He had!!)..

Refreshments: New wine, bread and a far-out drink He calls \”living water, followed by a supper that promises to be out of this...