Daily Archives April 25, 2015

I Dare you

An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God. He said, \”God if you are real, then I dare you to knock me off this platform. I\’ll give you 15 minutes!\”
Ten minutes went by He kept taunting God, saying, \”Here I am God, I\’m still waiting\” He got down to the last couple of minutes and a BIG 240 pound football player happened to walk by the door and heard what the professor said. The football player walked in the class room and in the last minute, he walked up, hit the professor full force, and sent him flying off the platform.
The professor got up, obviously shaken and said, \”Wow, where did you come from and why did you do that?\”
The football player replied, \”God was busy, so He sent me!\”

Puppies for Sale

A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read \”Puppies For Sale.\” Signs like that have a way of attracting small children and sure enough, a little boy appeared by the store owner\’s sign.

\”How much are you going to sell the puppies for?\” he asked. The store owner replied, \”Anywhere from $30-$50.\” The little boy reached in his pocket and pulled out some change. \”I have $2.37,\” he said. \”May I please look at them?\”

The store owner smiled and whistled, out of the kennel came Lady, who ran down the aisle of his store followed by five teeny, tiny balls of fur. One puppy was lagging considerably behind. Immediately the little boy singled out the lagging, limping puppy and said, \”What\’s wrong with that little dog?\”

The store owner explained that the veteriarian had exami...

Where \’Ya Been?

The story is told of a man named John who had once been faithful to attend his church regularly, but had grown lackadaisical recently. The Pastor knew that he hadn\’t seen the gentleman in a while, so he went for a visit.

John greeted the Pastor and welcomed him in, directing him to the chair beside the fireplace. He asked the Pastor what brought him to visit, but the Pastor didn\’t say a word… .he simply grabbed the fireplace tongs, picked up a hot coal from the fire, and set it away from the fire, out on the hearth. Both men then watched the coal.

While the fire roared on, the coal which had been red hot began to lose it\’s heat. It gradually lost it\’s red color, and then cooled off so that it became cool to the touch...

God Hath Not Promised

GOD HATH NOT PROMISED

SKIES ALWAYS BLUE

FLOWER STREWN PATHWAYS

ALL OUR LIVES THROUGH

GOD HATH NOT PROMISED

SUN WITHOUT RAIN

JOY WITHOUT SORROW

BUT GOD HATH PROMISED LIGHT FOR THE WAY

STRENGTH FOR THE DAY

REST FOR THE LABOR

GRACE FOR THE TRIALS

UNFAILING SYMPHATY AND UNDYING LOVE

Atheism

To the disciples\’ delight the Master said he wanted a new shirt for his birthday. The finest cloth was bought. The village tailor came in to have the Master measured, and promised, by the will of God, to make the shirt within a week.

A week went by and a disciple was dispatched to the tailor while the Master excitedly waited for his shirt. Said the tailor, \”There has been a slight delay. But, by the will of God, it will be ready by tomorrow.\”

Next day the tailor said, \”I\’m sorry it isn\’t done. Try again tomorrow and, if God so wills, it will certainly be ready.\”

The following day the Master said, \”Ask him how long it will take if he keeps God out of it.\”