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Atheist Couple

There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord.

One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the mom right in front of the child.

Then, the dad shot himself. The little girl watched it all. She was then sent to a foster home. The foster mom was a Christian and took the child to church.

On the first day of Sunday School, the foster mom told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have patience with her.

The teacher held up a picture of Jesus and said, \”Does anyone know who this is?\”

The little girl said, \”I do, that\’s the man who was holding me the night my parents died.\”

Blind Men and the Elephant, The

There is an analogy to how differently we each understand or experience God in a classic story about three blind men and the elephant. As each of the three blind men are trying to understand exactly what the elephant is like, but experiencing different parts of the same thing.

The first blind man is feeling all over the leg of the elephant and says to the others, \”It is like a strong tree.\” But, the second is holding the trunk, explaining, \”It is like an ever changing vine.\”

Still, the third blind man is running his hands across the large body of the elephant, exclaiming, \”No, it is endless, like a wide mountain.\”

Children of Israel

At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day\’s lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.

\”Mr. Goldblatt,\” announced little Joey, \”there\’s something I can\’t figure out.\”

\”What\’s that Joey?\” asked Goldblatt.

\”Well accordin\’ to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea. Right?\”

\”Right.\”

\”And the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?\”

\”Er–right.\”

\”And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?\”

\”Again, you\’re right.\”

\”And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doin\’ somethin\’ important. Right?\”

\”All that is right, too,\” agreed Goldblatt. \”So, what\’s your question?\”

\”What I wanna know...

The Winner

I was watching some little kids play soccer. These kids were only five or six years old, but they were playing a real game – – a serious game _ two teams, complete with coaches, uniforms, and parents. I didn\’t know any of them, so I was able to enjoy the game without the distraction of being anxious about winning or losing – I wished the parents and coaches could have done the same.

The teams were pretty evenly matched. I will just call them Team One and Team Two. Nobody scored in the first period. The kids were hilarious. They were clumsy and terribly inefficient. They fell over their own feet, they stumbled over the ball, they kicked at the ball and missed it but they didn\’t seem to care. They were having fun.

In the second quarter, the Team One coach pulled out what must have been h...

I AM GOD

My children, I am the Creator of ALL, and ALL power originates with ME! There is no power in heaven or on earth that is able to thwart My purposes for your life as you yield to Me. NONE!

Have I not promised that as you seek Me, you will find Me, when you seek Me with all of your heart? Have I not said to ask, and you will receive? Ask then, and let your hearts run wild and your imagination run vagabond, for you cannot plumb the depths of My planning and provision for My own.

Does not My Word promise that if you seek My kingdom and My righteousness, all else that is needed will be supplied? There is no need that I cannot meet, so long as you look to Me to do so. There is no problem for which I cannot provide a solution...